“You have entered the World Dungeon accompanied by a cat. Ahh, isn’t that sweet?”
You’ve received a Bronze Pet Box!
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“You are the first crawler to have entered to the World Dungeon accompanied by a cat. You must really love that thing. Too bad you’re both probably going to die a horrible death at any moment. Or maybe not. Look at the prize you just received!”
You’ve received a Legendary Pet Box!
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“You are one of the first 5,000 Crawlers to enter a new World Dungeon. Sucker.”
You’ve received a Silver Adventurer Box!
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“You didn’t bring any supplies. None. You know you still gotta eat, right?”
You’ve received a Bronze Adventurer Box!
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“You entered the dungeon wearing no pants. Dude. Seriously?”
You’ve received a Gold Apparel Box!
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“So. You just gonna waltz right into something called a “World Dungeon” and you’re not even going to bring a weapon? You’re either braver than you look, or you’re just an idiot. Good luck with that, Van Damme.”
You’ve received a Bronze Weapon Box!
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“You entered the dungeon without any human companions. Didn’t anyone teach you there is safety in numbers?”
None! Haha. You are so dead.
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“Wow. You can read. Whoopie.”
All official dungeon signage will now be highlighted and easier to spot. Nearby guilds will appear on your minimap.
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“Hopefully it won’t hit back!”
It’s probably going to hit back.
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“You’re a murderer! He probably had a family!”
You can now gain experience. Get enough of it, and you might even go up a level.
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“Holy crap, dude. That’s kinda fucked up.”
You’ve received a Bronze Weapon Box!
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“You’re getting the hang of this. Don’t let it get to your head.”
You’ve received a Bronze Adventurer Box!
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“Congratulations. You know how to open doors.”
That sense of fulfillment you feel? That’s reward enough.
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“You’ve used your bare feet to crush and kill an opponent! Hey! That’s my fetish! Seriously. Keep doing it, and you’ll be rewarded. This will help.”
You’ve received a Gold Shoe Box!
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“You’ve caused a wall-shaking explosion within the dungeon! The last time the walls shook like this was when your mom came over for a visit.”
You’ve received a Silver Goblin Box!
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“You’ve received enough experience to gain a level.”
Leveling up is your job. You don’t get rewards for doing your job.
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“You’re wearing something you found in the dungeon.”
You’re now a handsome son of a bitch. That’s reward enough.
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“You’re wearing magical gear for the first time! You’re a wizard, Crawler!”
You’ve received a Bronze Adventurer Box!
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“You have struck a blow against a dungeon boss and caused damage to it. Here’s a fun fact. For crawlers who make it through the tutorial, this achievement is, by far, most often the last achievement they ever receive. Isn’t that interesting?”
Let’s wait a few minutes before we decide on whether or not to waste a prize on you.
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“You have killed an infant! An infant! Okay, okay. Unless you’re a complete psychopath, we know you probably didn’t wake up this morning and tell yourself, “Today is the day I’m going to slaughter a child.” Well let us put your mind at ease. All children mobs who die within this dungeon don’t actually perish. They’re transferred to a holding area where they’re safe and treated nicely and gently until they can be reunited with their loving parents at the end of the season. Feel better? Good.”
These past twenty seconds, when your conscience started to ease? That was your reward. It was also a lie. That baby is dead, and it’s dead because of you. You’re totally going to hell. You’ve also received a Bronze Asshole’s Box.
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“You have killed more than 20 non-combatants in a single attack! Question: What’s the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life? Answer: You. The answer is you.”
You’ve received a Gold Asshole’s Box!
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“You punched a green acidic slime with your bare fist. Brilliant tactical decision.”
None! Hope you like acid burns.
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“You’ve been attacked by a fellow crawler in a safe zone, and the system has been forced to save your ass. That usually suggests you’re either really annoying, or you snore. If this were a prison, you would now be my bitch. Wait…”
Bitches don’t get rewards.
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“You killed two mobs at once using only their own bodies against each other. On a brutality scale of Bambi to Martyrs, that is a solid Seven.”
You’ve received a Gold Brawler Box!
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“So, you’ve stumbled into the chamber of the second-weakest type of boss. If you survive this, it means you are in the top 5% of all crawlers. Too bad only the top .25% make it past the next tier.”
Yeah, no.
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“You’ve stolen property from a fellow crawler who is a lower level than you. What’s next, tough guy? Kicking puppies?”
You’ve received a Bronze Asshole’s Box.
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“You built a structure and deployed it in battle. And your mother thought you were wasting your life away while you spent all those hours eating Doritos and playing Minecraft. If only she could see you now. Too bad she’s probably dead.”
You’ve received a Silver Mechanic’s Box!
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“Oh yeah, baby. You have killed more than five opponents during boss battles using your bare feet. You are making daddy very, very happy.”
You’ve received a Platinum Shoe Box.
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“You have found a stairwell down to the next floor. They say the cream rises to the top. So what does that say about you?”
This barely qualifies as an achievement. Your reward is that you’re alive to read this.
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“You have discovered a reward room! Scattered throughout the dungeon, reward rooms offer crawlers items generally not available within loot boxes. Most reward rooms only allow one choice. So, if you’re in a party of multiple people, tell them I said you should get the prize, not them.”
Don’t be a greedy bitch. The goddamned room is the reward.
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“You have discovered a pet reward room. From caterpillars who secrete vodka to basilisks who can turn mobs to stone, a good pet can make the difference between survival and the end of the road. Just remember what happened with Harambe. There ain’t no zookeepers around to shoot the monster’s ass if you bite off more than you can chew.”
You have a key. It opens only one cage. Figure it out, Einstein.
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“You somehow managed to remove the hostility of an aggravated, non-sapient enemy. That enemy then fought against other enemies to your benefit. The ghost of Steve Irwin smiles down upon you.”
I SAID THE GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN SMILES DOWN UPON YOU.
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“You managed to make it all the way through the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book without throwing it against the wall!”
You get to read the next book!
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